Last night I assumed the position on the couch in front of the TV. Mentally preparing myself for the usual roller coaster that the Tigers take me on on a nightly basis. Im scrolling through twitter and see a video of Miss Michigan throwing out the first pitch.
Yes Miss Michigan is obviously an attractive woman, but that is not what caught my eye. Once I saw that ball go right down the pipe it was love at first sight. So naturally, like any other person would do in 2016, I professed my love on twitter. I didn’t think anything would come of this but my prayers would soon be answered.
I’m no love expert, but I’m pretty sure XO means hugs and kisses. Miss Michigan, essentially the most well rounded woman in the state, sent me internet hugs and kisses. No big deal. Yeah they aren’t real hugs and kisses but you gotta start somewhere right?
At this point I have already planned out our wedding, where we will spend the rest of our lives together, and how many of our kids will become major league baseball players (I settled on 2 because I thought 3 was too cocky).
I have to propose to her now right? I don’t want to rush things between us but I feel like I have to strike while the irons hot. If I don’t shoot my shot right now I’ll be left in the dust forever.
Wish me luck!