MSU Basketball Ended Their Summer Lifting Program With A Sweet Dance Party

 

I don’t really have much to add here other than the fact that this video further proves my point that the middle of a dance circle is quite literally the scariest place on earth for white dudes. I would rather get thrown into a snake pit Indiana Jones style than be pushed into the middle of a dance circle. Way too much pressure. Most of us can’t dance PERIOD, let alone dancing with everyone in the place watching you.

In the club, at a wedding, in the weight room, the place doesn’t matter. Just thinking about getting thrown into the middle of that circle makes me want to melt into a puddle. I legitimately have nightmares about my no rhythm, stiff-hipped self getting laughed out of the building because of my awful performance in the middle of a dance circle.

There’s a reason that none of the white players on the squad jumped into the middle. It’s terrifying. And if any of them did wrench up enough courage to do so it appears that their dancing was so bad it could not be shown to the public. I feel for Conner George here. He gets pushed into the middle and immediately evacuates. Played it off perfectly too.

 

P.S. I’ve stared at this screenshot for probably 10 minutes trying to figure out if this is Denzel Valentine or not and I still can’t make up my mind.

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